My Big Black Dog

Have you seen the K-Dog?
I think he's coming back.
Before he left I heard him say,
"They hate me 'cause I'm black!"



I've heard he's a bit of a joker,
I've heard he's a bit of a clown.
I've heard he can muster a snigger or smirk
from any determined frown.

But I've heard there's more to his story,
that despite his bitter renown,
he's a shit-hot musician, a 'high-IQ',
and nothing can drag him down.



Have you seen the K-Dog?
I think he's coming back.
Before he left I heard him say,
"They hate me 'cause I'm black!"



I've heard he chases chicks,
I've heard that they chase him.
I've heard he's had to chase them off,
though not for being prim!

But maybe that's just hearsay,
and I'm just being dim.
Perhaps such tales are trumped-up truths
of cockiness and whim.



Have you seen the K-Dog?
I think he's coming back.
Before he left I heard him say,
"They hate me 'cause I'm black!"



I've heard he's an under-achiever,
I've heard that he's gone astray.
I've heard that he's not on top of things,
that his life is in disarray.

But whatever the rumours tell you,
whatever people might say,
he's my dickhead brother, I love him to bits
and I might tell him so one day.



Have you seen the K-Dog?
I think he's coming back.
Before he left I heard him say,
"They hate me 'cause I'm black!"